Gaining

I saw a fat woman drop a quarter one time. She knew she'd dropped it but I guess she was too fat to pick it up gracefully if at all. I thought of picking it up for her, but that might've embarrassed her.

Anyway, it's an interesting metric, isn't it? How many here are too fat to pick up a quarter? How many might be able to pick up a quarter but would rather not try for fear of falling or looking awkward?

What's your BMI if I may ask?

I could pick up a quarter, but it would be difficult. I'd be tempted to do it, just to show off how fat I am. I just don't think I'd be able to pull it off by simply bending at the knees and reaching down.

I would probably need to kneel, and that would risk placing my hand on the floor. I'm probably not going to do that, especially if I would need to put my hand on the sidewalk.